There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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