He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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