I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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