I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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