I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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