Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
40s are totally the cure
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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