I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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