don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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