I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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