That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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