So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
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Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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