HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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