His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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