Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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