so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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