is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
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my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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