No, you can still breathe under the balls.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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