He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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