Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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