All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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