he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize