So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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