Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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