At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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