Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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