You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 97 44
    Submitted by jasboo on Aug 30, 10 at 1:50pm

    I am Jacks Liver: "i'm not begging you not to go out, just begging you to quit ordering apple-tini's. Man Up!! Give me some Jack Daniels and Budweiser. By the way, your appendix is looking so good, might wanna get that checked out...."

  • 91 62
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 30, 10 at 7:52pm

    That's not you liver, that's your dignity.

  • 82 60
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 30, 10 at 1:45pm

    If you’re liver is talking, you’ve probably had enough already

  • 78 60
    Submitted by driver_found_03 on Aug 31, 10 at 7:08am

    How old are you? You still have years to go so pace yourself.

  • 83 70
    Submitted by ttesroD on Aug 30, 10 at 5:56pm

    Ignore it, your liver is obviously too sober to know what's good for it.

  • 73 64
    Submitted by JCB1005 on Aug 30, 10 at 3:49pm

    just tell your liver not to be a bitch

  • 78 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 10 at 1:36pm

    Pity u didn't listen to ur fingers begging u not to submit this ga¥ text. First.