scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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