singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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