I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
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You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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She even gives head with a lisp.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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