Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
My life is pants optional.
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