Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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