I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
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if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
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you are never too drunk for berry picking
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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