Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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