i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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