this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
worst night to have a conscience
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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