if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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