My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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