I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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