O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
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Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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