She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i just google imaged poop.
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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