think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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