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My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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