WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
He better not be in your backpack
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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