He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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