The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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