Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
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If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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