he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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