he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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