she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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