There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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